Oh-oh, it's 7AM and the whole family ate a big spicy takeaway last night, but the dunny's blocked and the plumber can't get there until lunchtime. What do you do?
Grab the tools and a copy of Home Maintenance For Knuckleheads and get stuck into it. And when the job's done, settle down with a stubby, a plate of prawns and a book, and have a laugh at Scotty's stories.
It doesn't get any better than this.
Published: Sydney, Murdoch Books, 2003. 184 pages. Hard cover.